Then I very much recommend you avoid celebrating the Passover’s Over Bacon Bonanza.
According to my friend (the inventor of the Passover’s Over Bacon Bonanza) the perfect Jewish holiday apparently consists of lots of pork. The first weekend after Passover he hosts a party at his house and prepares a feast of various kinds of bacon and other pork products.
It is always a lot of fun and is easily reproducible for anyone interested in doing so. I would recommend that when you do host your own Bacon Bonanza (Passover related or not) that you include some melon pieces in the offerings. It will cut the salt and allow a better appreciation for all that pig flesh.
Happy Bacon Feast